Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Celebrity high horse: Barbra Streisand

The other day I was looking up the prices for Barbra Streisand t-shirts. Most of them ranged from forty to fifty dollars! Its absurd, they're 100% cotton. There is no gold threading to reasonably explain the sky rocket price. That's just the t-shirt though .. Barbra Streisand tickets range in the thousands area. What happened to thirty dollar concert tickets? Its no wonder these celebrities ride a high horse. I really do love Barbra Streisand despite what I've heard about her inflated ego.
1This made me laugh :
Top Ten Signs You're In Love with Barbra Streisand
10. You see all of history as being divided into two main periods: pre-yentl and post-Yentl.
9. You refuse to buy People magazine because you think they ripped off the title from her song.
8. You're in federal prison for gluing a giant wig and fake nose onto the head of the Lincoln Memorial.
7. You come to after a huge natural gas explosion and say, "forget about me, how's Barbra Streisand?".
6. By dating her you risk destroying your marriage and your presidency.
5. You spend hours in bookstores crossing "Einstein" out of science books and writing in "Streisand".
4. Two words: restraining order.
3. The "funny lady" tattoo on your ass.
2. You write her long rambling letters about your new CBS talk show.
1. You are Barbra Streisand.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1 is great! Yeah I love her voice but the ticket prices are just insulting thus I no longer care for her too much.

Anonymous said...

Well said.